If you ever want to hear from your precious George again, send the following items:

to the following address:

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at precisely any time of the day, any day of the week, whenever. Do not under any circumstances let any spam follow you; it will be immediately shot down without any hesitation by the spam filter. Do not test its resolve.

Failure to meet any of these demands will result in the immediate lack of any communication with George.